Nervous preacher? - glass pulpit
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous and could barely speak. After mass he asked the bishop, as he had done.
The archbishop said: "Sometimes we all get a little nervous. It happens to everyone, so do not worry. If I am concerned about nervous on the pulpit, I have a glass of vodka next to the glass of water. When I am nervous to start, I take a sip. "
The next Sunday, the Council took note of Mgr. At the beginning of the sermon, when he nervously took a sip. We talked a storm. He was very pleased with himself after overcoming the fear.
But when he returned to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Glass Pulpit Nervous Preacher?
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Very original! Ha ha, I can not stop laughing. If I could give more than one star I would!
LOL - I loved it!
Nice one! I've never heard before.
lol ... Here for you
Dolly Parton and Prince Charles died the same day and arrive at heaven's door, at the same time. You are greeted by an angel at the door and started three of them have a casual conversation. Finally, the angel said: "Why should you think, to paradise?"
Dolly Parton opened her blouse and said, "You are joking, are the biggest things that God has created."
The angel turns into Prince Charles and asked, "Well, have you?"
Prince Charles said: "Give me a glass of Chardonnay and I'll show you. The Angel pays tribute to his question and Prince Charles took a sip of wine, is about a toilet that is singing a little and then spit into the toilet and turns the corner.
The angel replied: "Well, I can see who is definitely in heaven."
Dolly is shocked and shouted: "What he did was to spit in a bathroom and rinse. As this place is in heaven?"
The angel replied: "Because of a royal flush always beats a pair, regardless of its size to love!"
Cheerios
lol ... Here for you
Dolly Parton and Prince Charles died the same day and arrive at heaven's door, at the same time. You are greeted by an angel at the door and started three of them have a casual conversation. Finally, the angel said: "Why should you think, to paradise?"
Dolly Parton opened her blouse and said, "You are joking, are the biggest things that God has created."
The angel turns into Prince Charles and asked, "Well, have you?"
Prince Charles said: "Give me a glass of Chardonnay and I'll show you. The Angel pays tribute to his question and Prince Charles took a sip of wine, is about a toilet that is singing a little and then spit into the toilet and turns the corner.
The angel replied: "Well, I can see who is definitely in heaven."
Dolly is shocked and shouted: "What he did was to spit in a bathroom and rinse. As this place is in heaven?"
The angel replied: "Because of a royal flush always beats a pair, regardless of its size to love!"
Cheerios
This is so old.
This is so old.
funny! I sent one to my mother! whered you that?
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